You know, I really just saw this movie on accident.
There were only like three options and two of them didn't have smoking' hot Margot Robbie.
My reasons for picking it were pretty arbitrary- being:
a.) It was longer than an hour and
b.) Leonardo DiCaprio- loved him in everything I've seen him in (short list: Romeo + Juliet & Titanic).
So let me just tell you now,
I am still shell shocked.
That was the weirdest fucking movie of the year.
It's literally nothing like I- or anybody in the theater- expected whatsoever.
Before this, I totally had it out for Quentin Tarantino. Absolutely hated the guy. I mean, he's responsible for sooooo many bad sequels.
But I saw his movie yesterday.
And this morning I woke up and I sat up and I had a little thinking moment and I reached for my phone and I called Calla (my cousin) and I told her to wake the fuck up because "Quentin Tarantino is a fucking genius, man. I never knew it before, but he's a fucking genius."
It probably would've been better if I waited a week or two to write this because I'm still in a state of shock and bewilderment, like I said before.
Anyways, I don't wanna say too much about it.
I want you to experience this because you need to.
It's just something you have to see for yourself.
It may seem nonsensical and structure-less at the moment, but I promise as soon as you walk out of the theater, you'll have the same stupid shocked look on your face as I did.
Or maybe you'll think it's garbage. But at least you saw it.
There were only like three options and two of them didn't have smoking' hot Margot Robbie.
My reasons for picking it were pretty arbitrary- being:
a.) It was longer than an hour and
b.) Leonardo DiCaprio- loved him in everything I've seen him in (short list: Romeo + Juliet & Titanic).
So let me just tell you now,
I am still shell shocked.
That was the weirdest fucking movie of the year.
It's literally nothing like I- or anybody in the theater- expected whatsoever.
Before this, I totally had it out for Quentin Tarantino. Absolutely hated the guy. I mean, he's responsible for sooooo many bad sequels.
But I saw his movie yesterday.
And this morning I woke up and I sat up and I had a little thinking moment and I reached for my phone and I called Calla (my cousin) and I told her to wake the fuck up because "Quentin Tarantino is a fucking genius, man. I never knew it before, but he's a fucking genius."
It probably would've been better if I waited a week or two to write this because I'm still in a state of shock and bewilderment, like I said before.
Anyways, I don't wanna say too much about it.
I want you to experience this because you need to.
It's just something you have to see for yourself.
It may seem nonsensical and structure-less at the moment, but I promise as soon as you walk out of the theater, you'll have the same stupid shocked look on your face as I did.
Or maybe you'll think it's garbage. But at least you saw it.

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